Thought of the Day
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Yesterday's Thought Was
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
By Evan Esar 1899 - 1995
American humorist; wrote "Esar's Comic Dictionary" editor of "The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations" and "20,000 Quips and Quotes".